Massachusetts

Boston


July 25, 2003. Slow traffic getting into Boston. Hence, by the time the target site was entered, there was a DefCon 4 situation at hand. Couldn't find the official publico/touristo facilities and had to co-op standard issue employee equipment. The #1 stall was out of commission. On to the back up stall. As the 501s hit my ankles, a couple of German speakers entered the room, one was desperate to use a stall and tried to flush the unholy mess in #1 to no avail. As water cascaded over the floor, I was quickly educated in a full range of German explatives. They moved on. I broke a sweat and evacuated at record velocity.